Ye Olde 12-Character Meme

[sheryden]

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.


1. John Sheppard
2. Nathan Ford
3. Eliot Spencer
4. Daniel Jackson
5. Parker
6. Jim Sterling
7. Alec Hardison
8. Juliet Burke
9. James "Sawyer" Ford
10. Aaron Hotchner
11. Rodney McKay
12. Leonard "Bones" McCoy



Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Sterling/McKay) I can't say that I have. It might be amusing to see Rodney try and fail to con Sterling.


Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Daniel) Daniel Jackson is smoking hot.


What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Bones and Juliet) Maybe I'm crazy, but I could see Bones and Juliet making a pretty good couple. And I think 2009 Bones would be perfectly okay with having another child.


Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? (Sawyer) Not off the top of my head.

Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Nate and Sterling) Oh no. It would be a like a nuclear explosion.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Parker/Sawyer or Parker/Hotch) Uh... neither. I can see Sawyer developing a brother/sister relationship with Parker, though. He'd have a clever nickname for her, and he'd glare a lot at Miles, who would find her hot and try to score with her.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Eliot/Hotch) "Eliot and Hotch both had their wounds, scarred over but tender to the touch." Damn. Now I want to write it.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Sheppard/Juliet) Not to my knowledge.


Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Hardison/Bones) "House Call"

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Daniel/Sheppard) I'd stick them in some secluded ruins for the night.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? (Hardison) Yeah, a bunch of people.


Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Eliot) A few.


Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (McKay) Yes, a bunch of people write McKay.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Hotch) He wouldn't have a change to scream anything, because the phone would ring, and he'd have to go to work. ;)


If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Juliet) I'm not a fan of songfics, but there's a song called "Naked As We Came" by Iron and Wine. It would be a good Bereaved!Sawyer fic.

She says "wake up, it's no use pretending"
I'll keep stealing, breathing her.
Birds are leaving over autumn's ending
One of us will die inside these arms
Eyes wide open, naked as we came
One will spread our ashes 'round the yard


If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Sheppard/Sterling/Bones) Warning: This fic is totally cracktastic.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? (Nate/Hotch) "So what do your profiling skills say about me?" I'm not saying that Nate would be successful, though, lol.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Parker) Earlier today.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink? (Sterling) Something involving Nate and handcuffs, I reckon.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (McKay/Sawyer) I just don't see it, lol.


If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Eliot/Alec) This is probably an unpopular answer, but I think Alec would top.


How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Juliet/Alec) Confused, since they're in different shows.