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[sheryden]

I still feel like crap.

Anyway, my friend, Rondi, sent me this, and I thought it was cute:

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the
block?"

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a
walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and
to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with
gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and
said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time
round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the
leash.

Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"


The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so
another dog is pushing her home."

Here is a meme I snagged from evilvillan_1:

Guilt	What is yours?	Explain yourself
Culinary:	Chocolate!!	Dude, it's chocolate. It's the ultimate comfort food. I'm the kind of person who eats chocolate cake with chocolate ice cream and chocolate syrup!
Literary:	That would be Harry Potter.	Actually, I don't feel guilty, dammit. It's great stuff. I love the thought and love she's put into her characters and the world in which they live.
Audiovisual:	Old zombie movies	I feel like I'm being uncooperative, because again, I feel no guilt. They're fun, they're funny, they're zombies!
Musical:	*looks around* I love really old country music.	It's in my blood. I may live in the city now, but my bunch is from the hills, and I'm proud of that.
Celebrity:	Mark Wahlberg	I just feel guilty liking someone who used to call himself Marky Mark.

Now I tag:-

adams_girl1 medicwarricklvr lynnluvsjamey quasilogical and thefieldmouse


to complete this same Quiz, Its HERE.