LOST--The Variable (spoilers)

[sheryden]

Eek! Desmond has an ouchie! Poor Penny and Charlie.

Eloise, you creep me out.

DAN! I've missed you, baby.

Aw, let the baby play piano, Eloise. :( Wow, did the actress nail the Eloise Hawking speech pattern.

I like Phil better tied up and gagged, lol.

Oh, we're back where we started!

"I'm from the future." (And inside, Chang is thinking, Why are all these hippie scientists insane? I want to go home and listen to my Willie Nelson.)

"Miles is your son." BOOM! You could see that part of Miles wanted to run with it and have a tearful Oprah reunion.

I want to cut the heck out of Daniel's "graduation hair."

"When will it be enough?!?!" A character on LOST has Mommy issues instead of Daddy issues! Eloise, hug your baby.

"My fist slipped." LOL!

OMG! Jin got to say something!

"Welcome to the meeting, Twitchy." James was just full of LOL-worthy quips tonight!

"He still crazy?" "On a whole new level." :D

And everyone in the room from Ajira 316 is thinking, Yep, the last time we trusted Dan's mother, it worked out so well.

Aw, poor mentally crushed Daniel.

Meanwhile, Jin fades back into the background, wondering if he should get up and make coffee or something. He got his one line, and now he's furniture again. :(

Jack has Decided to Act. Woo!

Okay, I know wee Charlotte grows up to be the woman he loves, but his interaction with the kid creeps me out. D:

Radzinky, SHUT UUUP!!!! He is the most annoying character ever introduced on this show, and considering that this is the series that produced Ana Lucia and Frogurt, that's saying something.

Well, I guess they're definitely not coming back Dharmaville.

Jack with a gun = hot.

Oh, poor Daniel. He wants to make Mom proud. The bitch. I really don't like her right now.

Oh crap. Phil's going to give them away.

The button! Dan's totally dreaming about changing the past, though.

Aw, smooshy adorable Desmond/Penny.

Okay, since she slapped Widmore (aka her baby daddy), I kind of like Eloise again.

Richard, you make every show a little brighter.

Eloise is back to being a bitch. AAAAHHHHH!!!! It's not as if destiny pushed Daniel to that island. She did it herself, knowing full well she'd shoot her son.

PREVIEWS: Sayid is back with the other Losties (or at least Jack)! Yay! ... And other stuff happens.