![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sherydenI just sat through that sucktastic movie, Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
Okay, first of all, I will say that John Barrowman was his usual charming self. Did anyone else think he was going to hit on that guy by the pool early in the movie? John playing a straight man is so funny. LOL! I can't believe--actually, I can totally believe--that pussy line came out of his head and out of his mouth.
Anyway, clearly, I sat through the movie for John, and that's the only reason I'd watch it. I've never liked shark movies. They freak me out. I still can't watch Jaws. Scared the shit out me as a kid.
The deaths were predictable and nauseating, and the Big Shark Eats a Whole Boat scenes were dumb. Now, I wasn't expecting much. It's a what? A late-night C horror movie? But my standards are pretty low when it comes to my favorite actors. I've sat through two of the lamest movies from the Friday the 13th franchise for Martin Cummins and Steven Culp. But even by my lax standards, this movie sucked.
Now, I have to decide if I want to put myself through Megasnake and Sumuru for Michael Shanks.
Okay, first of all, I will say that John Barrowman was his usual charming self. Did anyone else think he was going to hit on that guy by the pool early in the movie? John playing a straight man is so funny. LOL! I can't believe--actually, I can totally believe--that pussy line came out of his head and out of his mouth.
Anyway, clearly, I sat through the movie for John, and that's the only reason I'd watch it. I've never liked shark movies. They freak me out. I still can't watch Jaws. Scared the shit out me as a kid.
The deaths were predictable and nauseating, and the Big Shark Eats a Whole Boat scenes were dumb. Now, I wasn't expecting much. It's a what? A late-night C horror movie? But my standards are pretty low when it comes to my favorite actors. I've sat through two of the lamest movies from the Friday the 13th franchise for Martin Cummins and Steven Culp. But even by my lax standards, this movie sucked.
Now, I have to decide if I want to put myself through Megasnake and Sumuru for Michael Shanks.
