Dear Wal-Mart Cashier,
Pie crusts break, so don't put them in with the heavy stuff. Putting the crust next to the bread was all part of my master plan to get the two bagged together.
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Dear Ohio Drivers,
Pick one side of the road, and drive on that. Those little lines down the middle of the road tell you which side is which.
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Dear Self,
You need to stop forgetting to eat. It makes you dizzy and cranky.
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Dear Kavan Smith,
Keep being yourself, you adorable, talented, foul-mouthed man. :D
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Dear Billy Powell,
Rest in peace. I'm cranking up some Skynyrd in your honor.
Love,
Me
Pie crusts break, so don't put them in with the heavy stuff. Putting the crust next to the bread was all part of my master plan to get the two bagged together.
***
Dear Ohio Drivers,
Pick one side of the road, and drive on that. Those little lines down the middle of the road tell you which side is which.
***
Dear Self,
You need to stop forgetting to eat. It makes you dizzy and cranky.
***
Dear Kavan Smith,
Keep being yourself, you adorable, talented, foul-mouthed man. :D
***
Dear Billy Powell,
Rest in peace. I'm cranking up some Skynyrd in your honor.
Love,
Me