Doesn't Anyone Want Free Stuff?

[sheryden]

This is ridiculous. I'm trying to give a couch away. I'm trying to give it away. For free. Yet no one will take the stupid thing. The Salvation Army doesn't have the time to come and get it. The local charity who supposedly donates to the poor--turns out it was a resale showroom anyway--didn't have time. The mood I'm in? I'm liable to leave it sitting right where it is.